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Photoshop Bill Clinton.
Just show a picture of a Horse's Ass.
PMP!
(1 reply)
started by
tjshere
(02.28.2004 11:37:12 AM EST)
Fattest ankles of any cow I've ever seen. Is there any doubt that this one is named "Bossy?"
Waaaa hahahahahahaha. A most definite ^5!
LMAO
(3 replies)
started by
thecritic
(02.28.2004 0:30:17 AM EST)
Hey Meesha.... waaaaa hahahaha
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