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Make Your Own Clothes

By: obiwanPublished: 09/25/2005
 
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You only need to have the fabric at hand.

Make Your Own Clothes

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    Looks Like Something (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (09.26.2005 11:49:15 PM EST)

    Roger invented.

    That llama (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.25.2005 8:36:20 AM EST)


    Is probably hoping that clothes are the only thing that's gonna get made.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Is that a llama? (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (09.25.2005 1:25:00 AM EST)

    Sheep sheering is nicer for the hands.. lol

    All of that lanolin you know.

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