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Makeover Horror

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 11/28/2004
 
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Me, I'm happy just the way I am.

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    As well You (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (11.29.2004 10:06:14 PM EST)
    Should be.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    now (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (11.28.2004 9:40:14 PM EST)
    she just needs to learn how to cook pancakes


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    The Doctor: (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.28.2004 11:56:22 AM EST)
    "Beyonce?
    I thought you said Evander,
    as in Evander Hollyfield."

    But she DID succeed (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.28.2004 11:07:51 AM EST)

    In looking like Mike Tyson after Buster Douglas got done with him.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    you know, sleepwalker... (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (11.28.2004 11:03:36 AM EST)
    I'm happy the way you are, too. ; )

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    looks (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.28.2004 9:38:17 AM EST)
    like they took her in and hit her in the head with a hammer..

    Actually (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.28.2004 0:55:32 AM EST)

    she looked pretty good just like she was.

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