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Man seeks woman...
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started by
proverbialchump
(10.21.2002 5:57:19 PM EST)
with good looks, whom cooks, cleans, is into sports, drinking, and all nighters. Must appreciate a selfish, moody guy. If this is you call Guinness.
Must be
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started by
marvin
(10.21.2002 4:35:24 AM EST)
good with children ?
Double-jointed?
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started by
tjshere
(10.21.2002 3:26:50 AM EST)
Yeah, that's what I need. Something to cut my staying power down from 5 seconds to 2.
LMAO @ Acid. "a sweater" Waaaaaaaa hahahahaha!
I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
I agree with you
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started by
kweenbee
(10.21.2002 0:29:19 AM EST)
What a dreamer. hahahahahaha. Sounds like some of Roger's demands. ^5
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