"I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race." - Describing a phone call to Sen. John Breaux. Crawford, Texas, Dec. 2, 2000
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"Whoever designed the streets must have been drunk ... I think it was those Irish guys." — Minnesota govenor Jesse Ventura, commenting on the often confusing streets in St. Paul
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Q. Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down? A. Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
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