"We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in doing so we notonly freed the American people, we made our own people more secure." —Bush, on regime change in the United States Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President George W. Bush and AustralianPrime Minister John Howard Hold Joint Media Availability," May 3, 2003
Random Quote
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." —Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#190 Thailand means "Land of the Free".
Yo Mama ...
house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
damn looks
(0 replies)
started by
bigjohn2
(08.11.2003 9:12:07 PM EST)
like a muppet stalker..
the coolest
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.26.2001 0:10:06 AM EST)
Final fantasy is the coolest
IT'S ME, IT'S ME!!!
(0 replies)
started by
robert00
(06.27.2000 5:21:17 AM EST)
The story of my life. 'Bert'... it's short for Robert! It's really sad, really. *SOB*
muppet heads dick heads
(0 replies)
started by
cookkie
(06.01.2000 8:27:44 PM EST)
if you were as fortunate as bert or ernie to lay your mitts on as many beautys you wouldnt bitch you havent seen sesamme street lately have you sucks getting old they dont age,there children dont forget its just a game
charlie cummins
FUCK THE NEW FORMAT
(12 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.25.2000 9:58:13 PM EST)
THIS FORMAT SUX BIG TIME.. AND I WONT BE COMMING BACK UNTIL IT CHANGES ...
YOU REALLY FUCKED UP GOOFBALL . FIX IT FAST OR YOU WILL LOOSE A LARGE MARKET SHARE... I MEAN YOU CANT EVEN SCROLL OTHERS COMMENTS..
FUCK YOU GOOFBALL ... I HOPE YOU GO DOWN IN FLAMES.
BY THE WAY.. YOU CAN POST YOUR NAME IN THE MESSAGE EVERYBODY..YOU DONT NEED TO REGISTER WITH THESE FUCK BREATHS.. AND IF YOU DO REGISTER YOUR DUMBER THAN DOGSHIT... SIGNED...SICKPUPPY.
Bert's secret...
(2 replies)
started by
oliverclozoff
(05.25.2000 0:59:25 AM EST)
I can't do it wthout someone's hand up my butt.
Arthur Sam III
(5 replies)
started by
ArthurSamIII
(05.24.2000 4:57:19 PM EST)
Burt left earning and I smiled cause burt and earnie were friends cause they were lived together and burt who is yellow is now being nice and on tv, his own tv show.
what the hell
(2 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.24.2000 3:54:34 PM EST)
thats kinda dumb,no it's flat out horse shit retarted
One question ...
(2 replies)
started by
JSkills
(05.24.2000 3:04:31 PM EST)
Where's Ernie?
I always thought he and Bert were gay lovers.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
