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My New Maid

By: obiwanPublished: 12/21/2008
 
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She's not very good but boy do I care.

My New Maid

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    Can I borrow her???? (0 replies)
    started by apeman0817
    (12.28.2008 9:37:55 PM EST)

    I have some wood that needs to be polished......

    Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.

    Yes (0 replies)
    started by bustercherry
    (12.21.2008 8:57:11 AM EST)

    she is if you give her the right task!!!!

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    Well, tickle my (0 replies)  
    started by ajk454
    (12.21.2008 4:11:39 AM EST)

    gonads with the duster! She's hired.

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