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The US Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Queda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while he was held prisoner aboard a US aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea.
In a humanitarian gesture the terrorist was given $50 US and a white Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody.
The attached photo shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released.
Damn!
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started by
tjshere
(05.30.2004 12:34:32 PM EST)
Kind of a waste of a fine automobile if you axe me.
Gee,
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started by
willi
(05.30.2004 2:21:17 AM EST)
I hope he has enough gas to make it to the ocean floor.
By the way, how many fathoms-per-gallon does a Ford Fairlane get?
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