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New Drug

By: acidintervalPublished: 01/31/2005
 
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There is a new drug on the market more powerful than anything else. If this dosn't do the trick, than your SOL.

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.31.2005 3:56:10 PM EST)

    yeah xanax is good...too

    xanax (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (01.31.2005 2:50:21 PM EST)


    now THERE'S a drug..

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    Smith and Wesson (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.31.2005 9:49:11 AM EST)


    makes a similiar drug.
    In several different sizes.

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