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New Fuel Gauge

By: bustercherryPublished: 12/02/2004
 
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The one in my truck is worse than this.

New Fuel Gauge

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    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.02.2004 3:51:10 PM EST)

    I hate it dont you...

    Well Buster (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (12.02.2004 8:26:29 AM EST)



    you must have a truck like mine.

    Congrats on getting something posted too. Keep it coming. I would venture to guess I submit over 50 different items a week, so if only 10 make it, that's 40 on the cutting room floor. OR, 40 that sucked asswater... LOL

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    You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.02.2004 7:11:26 AM EST)


    "I feel your pain"

    Sad (0 replies)  
    started by obxbeachbum
    (12.02.2004 0:34:04 AM EST)

    But True.
    (Hey you got something published!)

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

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