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New Monopoly Twist

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 09/22/2002
 
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I may be needing one of these myself

New Monopoly Twist

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    Ah yes, (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (09.23.2002 11:47:07 AM EST)

    Miz relief. Hahahahahaa ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Free??? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.22.2002 10:34:03 AM EST)

    Not really. The IRS will figure out a way to tax their usage.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    I don't need .... (5 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.22.2002 8:36:06 AM EST)

    one of those cards. I'll just call a Divorce Lawyer.

    I sold mine ..... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.22.2002 4:34:27 AM EST)

    so I'm stuck here.

    I need one... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (09.22.2002 3:15:59 AM EST)

    I could use it for when I goto work.. hell... work.. same difference..

    By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

    I could use this (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (09.22.2002 1:14:24 AM EST)


    everytime I log onto the message board..

    hahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

    My girlfriend recently... (1 reply)  
    started by proverbialchump
    (09.22.2002 0:53:50 AM EST)

    gave me one of these babys, as she left my ass. ha ha.

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