Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

S
upport Goofball.com

George W. Bush
 
"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Yes, the president should resign. He has lied to the American people, time and time again, and betrayed their trust. He is no longer an effective leader. Since he has admitted guilt, there is no reason to put the American people through an impeachment. He will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing out his term; the only possible solution is for the president to save some dignity and resign."
— William Jefferson Clinton, 1974, regarding Richard Nixon and the Watergate scandal
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#160 One alternative title that had been considered for NBC's hit "Friends" was "Insomnia Cafe".
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
 
 


Nice Try

By: rogerPublished: 10/11/1999
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Some people will do anything to wind up on goofball

Nice Try

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?


More Photos...

 

Search
 
 
This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

You must register to participate in this discussion.
im first (0 replies)  
started by Lulux
(09.03.2000 2:33:40 AM EST)

again and again...& again

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


Most Recent
Christmas Lights
I cannot believe nobody realized what they were doing. ...
04.17.2014

Go Away On Holiday For Free
This girl did it. ...
04.16.2014

Warning Sign
My name is Easter ...
04.15.2014

Old Egypt
What a great civilization ...
04.14.2014

Rate This!

3.60 Goofballs of 5
225 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    This Ruined My Nap
    And probably his nap too. ...
    04.16.2013

    Men Think About Sex Every Seven Minutes
    Even when shopping online. ...
    04.15.2013

    The Difference Between Dogs And Cats
    Cats are pr*cks. ...
    04.14.2013

    Scientific Investigation
    I finally have the answer to my problem ...
    04.13.2013

    Two Years Ago
    Sexy Self Pic
    That ruined my fap ...
    04.18.2012

    Pedofile's Anniversary
    Our time together...
    04.16.2012

    Police Medic
    He will beat you to health with his magic wellness ...
    04.13.2012

    Your Tooth Fairy Has Arrived
    Enjoy, don't be shy! ...
    04.10.2012

    Lookie Here!

    Goofball Facts
     
    Hummingbirds are the only animals that can fly backwards.