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BIGGER AND BETTER
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gravyplaya
(04.30.2001 6:40:48 PM EST)
my cock is bigger and tastes better too
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dammit
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jeg315
(03.24.2001 12:00:51 PM EST)
If I had a cock like that my girlfriend would never complain dammit.
I'm envious
bigcock
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.13.2001 8:33:15 PM EST)
hi
Hey
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.04.2000 4:10:08 AM EST)
Here it is
Ha Ha
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coupe
(10.25.2000 8:49:50 PM EST)
Call the Kernal and fry that fucker up!!!!
funny shit
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fruityfart45
(08.08.2000 0:16:35 AM EST)
not what i expected are you scared of censors
what did one turd say to the other? flush you !!!
lovaboy
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PapaHouse6565
(07.10.2000 9:43:48 PM EST)
Its bigger then yours
AH AH HA NOT FUNNY
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LOVABOY13
(07.10.2000 7:50:29 PM EST)
THIS LOOKS LIKE MY FRIEND KENNYS BEEP.... NOT THAT BIG THOUGH
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