"What is your ambitions?"—Bush, speaking at the Parkview Arts and Science Magnet School Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at a Back-to-School Event," Aug. 29, 2002
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"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." — Douglas Adams
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#172 The eye makes movements 50 times every second.
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is like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
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Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: None ... That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.
And if this guy could hide his package in that little pouch, he and I must be related.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Iguanas, koalas and Komodo dragons all appear to have two penises. To clarify, though, they have a single penis, but it is split in two (pretty much 'Y'-shaped.) This organ is known as a hemipenes. Snakes also share this interesting feature. Apparently, the dual penis is for ease of left-handed or right-handed mating. Also, at least in snakes, the semen does not flow through a vessel (like in mammals), but rather, a groove."
