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oh hell
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bigjohn2
(08.14.2003 3:41:47 PM EST)
now that's a bunch of dumbasses....lmfao
A Police Spokesman Said
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started by
corjones
(08.14.2003 3:21:39 PM EST)
We have no suspects as of yet but are following up on all leads! Hahaha (Sorry but it's been a long day!).
I wonder
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tjshere
(08.14.2003 1:40:30 AM EST)
If they humped the lady's leg on the way out?
Hahahaha, you go, cowbelle! Ditto on lead-in line.
At least
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started by
meesha
(08.14.2003 1:21:18 AM EST)
it wasn't cat litter they were sniffing...
yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with Roger here. That's one funny lead-in comment!
^5
LMMFAO
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roger
(08.14.2003 0:59:45 AM EST)
@ lead-in comment...
hahahahahahahahaha
I can't top that one...
no fu*king way.
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