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By: obiwanPublished: 11/28/2004
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I think he's been out way too long.

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    they are all notes (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (11.28.2004 9:39:15 PM EST)

    from my sisters

    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    and I thought .......... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.28.2004 11:49:17 AM EST)

    Roger had a lot of time on his hands.

    I'll bet (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.28.2004 11:05:29 AM EST)

    That's the last time he ever forgets to take out the trash.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    where (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.28.2004 9:39:16 AM EST)

    do I get started.

    Why didn't you call? (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (11.28.2004 9:37:40 AM EST)

    Didn't you get my message?

    They all say: (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.28.2004 7:07:22 AM EST)

    Your faggot boyfriend called

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