"The person who runs FEMA is someone who must have the trust of the president. Because the person who runs FEMA is the first voice, oftentimes, of someone whose life has been turned upside down hears from."Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2001
"... and on our show tonight we have five Miss America contestants and also some dogs. I mean real dogs ... Come on, now, you know I mean dogs that bark!" Johnny Carson
#75 The average person makes 1,140 phone calls per year.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anyone can roast beef.
How many times have you clicked on the title "Wet Pussy" only to see a freaking cat somebody drenched?
Just protecting my sheep
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Christmas Lights I cannot believe nobody realized what they were doing.