"A new Iraq will also need a humane, well-supervised prison system."Bush, speaking at Carlisle, Virginia, May 24, 2004
"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican." Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
#144 Texas is the only state that permits residents to cast absentee ballots from space.
Yo Mama ...
is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
Q: Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color? A: You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highway.
How many times have you clicked on the title "Wet Pussy" only to see a freaking cat somebody drenched?
Just protecting my sheep
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