"It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it."-George W. Bush, Feb. 8, 2001
"That's a tough lineup. It's like you are facing All-Stars out there." John Burkett after losing the 1993 All-Star game
#20 Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She's taller lying down!
Q. What's the down side to a threesome? A. You could disappoint two women instead of just one.
How many times have you clicked on the title "Wet Pussy" only to see a freaking cat somebody drenched?
Just protecting my sheep
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