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Most Likely Beck. by
MissPK
(04.16.2001 6:17:07 PM EST)
I love nuts myself. I like to suck the salt right off them. ;-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
Hey, PK! by
beckdaddy
(04.17.2001 6:12:22 PM EST)
You ever see that SNL skit with Alec Baldwin with the two NPR gals, his last name was Shweaty, and he was selling Shweaty balls for Christmas?? It was hilarious. "Oh, you're Shweaty balls taste so good", etc.
Nice shot!
Hahahaha! by
MissPK
(04.18.2001 2:56:26 PM EST)
No...I'm usually not home at that time so Im afraid I've missed it - Besides I don't watch much TV. It sounds hilarious though! :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
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