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Oral Elephant

By: MissPKPublished: 04/16/2001
 
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Birds do it, bee's do it, even elephant-ees do it! (Ok, cut me some slack, this isn't always easy!)

Oral Elephant

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    ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  
    Title: Wow, PK,
    By: DaveMan
    Date: 04.16.2001 3:11 PM EST

    that's the first time I ever saw a trunk checking out a trunk! Mind if I check yours out?! ;^p

    "Rise up, gather 'round, rock this place to the ground. Burn it up, let's go for broke, watch the night go up in smoke."

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    Wow, PK,  
    started by DaveMan
    (04.16.2001 3:11:11 PM EST)

    that's the first time I ever saw a trunk checking out a trunk! Mind if I check yours out?! ;^p

    "Rise up, gather 'round, rock this place to the ground. Burn it up, let's go for broke, watch the night go up in smoke."

    Certainly Dave...
    by MissPK
    (04.16.2001 6:11:43 PM EST)

    There's no "junk" in my trunk!

    Snap the "Z"! hahaha :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    Oh, I didn't think there would
    by DaveMan
    (04.18.2001 3:09:39 PM EST)

    be any junk in it, PK, but there is something I'd like to pack in it!!! ;^p

    "Rise up, gather 'round, rock this place to the ground. Burn it up, let's go for broke, watch the night go up in smoke."


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