"We will be steadfast and strong in our desire to make the world more free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at 'Simon for Governor' Luncheon," Aug. 23, 2002
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has no ears.... I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses
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Q: What does it mean when the flag at the post offiice is flying at half-mast? A: They're hiring.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
