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There is a bacteria that elephants produce in their stool that is an essential part of their diet. If they don't eat shit they'll die. Not much of a choice......
Ya wanna' know why they do this?!?!?! started by
BriRedfern
(04.17.2001 9:33:16 AM EST)
There is a bacteria that elephants produce in their stool that is an essential part of their diet. If they don't eat shit they'll die. Not much of a choice......
I smell like a hippy in this outfit......
YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT by
ILoveFineWomen
(04.18.2001 8:14:59 AM EST)
MAYBE YOU SHOULD EAT SOME ELEPHANT SHIT AND DIE. YOU DON'T SMELL LIKE A HIPPY IN THAT OUTFIT, YOU SMELL LIKE A DIRTY FUCKING FAGGOT WHO NEEDS A SHOWER. STAY OFF OF GOOFBALL.COM YOU MORON, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
IF ALL WOMEN LOOKED LIKE CHRISTINA AGUILERA, THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH HAPPIER, SEXIER PLACE! WHAT I WOULDN'T DO FOR A "GENIE IN A BOTTLE" RIGHT NOW!!!!
MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR.
Apparantly the "butt pirate" visited you late last night; he must have been looking for an huge ass.
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Oh no!!!!!! by
BriRedfern
(04.18.2001 10:18:32 AM EST)
This coming form the ass hole that promised us all he was never coming back to this site after the big bad Chris Farley photos made him cry.... Well Boo-hoo little bitch. And for the record I know exactly what I'm talking about.
To paraphrase a famous saying, there are none so ignorant as those who refuse to learn.
I should get off Goofball? Hahahahaha!!!! Do you know any other good ones? That made me laugh my ass off.
I smell like a hippy in this outfit......
Oh no!!!!!! by
BriRedfern
(04.18.2001 10:43:47 AM EST)
This coming form the ass hole that promised us all he was never coming back to this site after the big bad Chris Farley photos made him cry.... Well Boo-hoo little bitch. And for the record I know exactly what I'm talking about.
To paraphrase a famous saying, there are none so ignorant as those who refuse to learn.
I should get off Goofball? Hahahahaha!!!! Do you know any other good ones? That made me laugh my ass off.
I smell like a hippy in this outfit......
By the way Dip shit, by
BriRedfern
(04.18.2001 10:51:23 AM EST)
There are no nude pictures of Christina Aguilar. STOP MAKING AN ASS OUT OF YOURSELF. Why don't you get your hand out of the vaseline jar and go find a REAL woman. Now I understand that due to your complete lack of social skills and intelligence you'll be stuck with a fat, stuttering unemployable whore, but hey man, you just have to take what you can get.
I smell like a hippy in this outfit......
Hey Bri by
Roger
(04.19.2001 4:53:05 PM EST)
according to what he just typed up there, you are close enough that he can smell you. Reach over and bitch slap that mother fucker. Remember to remove his glasses first.
Say, isn't he the guy that married Chris Farley's mother?
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