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Out Cold

By: modePublished: 09/22/2003
 
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Never pass out with your friends still up and active.

Out Cold

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    What we see (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (09.22.2003 8:35:48 PM EST)


    A girl passes out at a table and her friends stack shit on top of her head.

    What SW sees: a damn salt and pepper shaker

    What TJ sees: an ugly ass yellow chair of all things

    What Leadj sees: ummmm, yeah

    What GP sees: The two yellow apples at the bottom look like a guys nuts and the stack looks like his dick.

    waaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha

    I'd like to know (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (09.22.2003 7:56:58 PM EST)

    who keeps a salt and pepper shaker in their window?

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    hahahahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.22.2003 3:52:02 PM EST)

    I dont think Ive ever been out that cold...

    She just played ........ (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.22.2003 7:31:44 AM EST)


    Strip Poker with TJ.
    and she figured out that it would have been better if she lost all of her clothes instead of TJ.

    MY EYES! MY EYES!
    Waaa hahahahaha

    That ought to ....... (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (09.22.2003 4:46:39 AM EST)


    Scare the shit outta him/her. Reminds me of the old expression, "With friends like these, who needs enemas?"

    Hahahahahahaha!

    Good show, Mode. The phantom beat me here, so I gave it a 5.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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