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Perfect Bed Partner

By: obiwanPublished: 07/14/2003
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Are you tired of men rushing away after doing you? Don't worry, here's the solution.

Perfect Bed Partner

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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    Hahahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (07.15.2003 3:28:25 PM EST)

    LMAO@Roger again.

    Love the country, live to pee outside

    What do they want? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.14.2003 3:14:34 PM EST)

    love and affection, geez!

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Never had this problem... (4 replies)
    started by misspk
    (07.14.2003 10:02:07 AM EST)

    ...and even if I did, I wouldn't consider this a solution. I say leave him so exausted and dehydrated he couldn't move even if he wanted to :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    ^5 Obi (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.14.2003 8:48:14 AM EST)

    This is really funny....and quite useful. I bought a King size bed for a reason. "SPACE". I need my space when I sleep.

    Well no, I'm not (1 reply)  
    started by roger
    (07.14.2003 0:42:13 AM EST)

    in fact I haven't had any men to ever do me.

    Check with MonkBubble or TJ

    Hey Harry, get one of those when BDL has to leave early for manuevers.

    waaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha

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