"It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge). I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all to travel up there and take a look at it, and you can make the determination as to how beautiful that country is." -George W. Bush, at a White House Press conference, March 29, 2001
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Rod Stewart
#11 Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her blood type is Ragu.
Q: What can a bird do that a man cannot do? A: Whistle through his pecker!
Never had this problem...
(07.14.2003 10:02:07 AM EST)
...and even if I did, I wouldn't consider this a solution. I say leave him so exausted and dehydrated he couldn't move even if he wanted to :-)
Hey Harry, get one of those when BDL has to leave early for manuevers.
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