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Perfect Bed Partner

By: obiwanPublished: 07/14/2003
 
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Are you tired of men rushing away after doing you? Don't worry, here's the solution.

Perfect Bed Partner

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    Hahahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (07.15.2003 3:28:25 PM EST)

    LMAO@Roger again.


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    What do they want? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.14.2003 3:14:34 PM EST)

    love and affection, geez!

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Never had this problem... (4 replies)
    started by misspk
    (07.14.2003 10:02:07 AM EST)

    ...and even if I did, I wouldn't consider this a solution. I say leave him so exausted and dehydrated he couldn't move even if he wanted to :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    ^5 Obi (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.14.2003 8:48:14 AM EST)


    This is really funny....and quite useful. I bought a King size bed for a reason. "SPACE". I need my space when I sleep.

    Well no, I'm not (1 reply)  
    started by roger
    (07.14.2003 0:42:13 AM EST)


    in fact I haven't had any men to ever do me.

    Check with MonkBubble or TJ

    Hey Harry, get one of those when BDL has to leave early for manuevers.

    waaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha

    *note* - GrandPatron's name was not mentioned in the above comment.

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