"Jessica Simpson is here with us, which means we've finally introduced reality TV to the Lincoln Theater."Bush, introducing the pop singer and reality TV star on March 14 at Ford's Theater in Washington (where Lincoln was shot). Source: Richard Leiby, The Washington Post, "Reliable Source," March 16, 2004
"I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly theprescription ran out." Steven Wright, Comedian
#209 The largest pumpkin ever grown weighed 1,061 lbs.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Q: What's the height of conceit? A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Never had this problem...
(07.14.2003 10:02:07 AM EST)
...and even if I did, I wouldn't consider this a solution. I say leave him so exausted and dehydrated he couldn't move even if he wanted to :-)
Hey Harry, get one of those when BDL has to leave early for manuevers.
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