"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001 (Thanks to Rachael Contorer.)
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my #%@# clothes." Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker
#125 Pigeons have been trained by the U.S. Coast Guard to spot people lost at sea.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A: A pimp.
Never had this problem...
(07.14.2003 10:02:07 AM EST)
...and even if I did, I wouldn't consider this a solution. I say leave him so exausted and dehydrated he couldn't move even if he wanted to :-)
Hey Harry, get one of those when BDL has to leave early for manuevers.
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Christmas Lights I cannot believe nobody realized what they were doing.