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#131 Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to freshwater. #132 A crocodile cannot move its tongue.
Yo Mama ...
is so short every time she farts, she blows sand in her shoes
One Liners
Q: What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A: A Lickalotapuss.
is this george carlin?
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.08.2000 0:51:05 AM EST)
looks a little (50%) like him.
What about COPYRIGHT?
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.07.2000 11:13:29 AM EST)
This picture was made by Russian web designer Alexey Soloviev. See http://solo.design.ru/pd/solo.html
if you can read Russian... hehe
The title says, "Devoted to Moscow City Phone Network..."
Maybe he is only half a body...
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SuicideKing
(07.03.2000 3:32:23 PM EST)
and he's propped up there with his elbow for the picture...either that or they edited the pic...
cut off again
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postal
(07.02.2000 9:11:16 AM EST)
just like here, AOL cut him off again!
Veteran ?
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burlingtony
(07.01.2000 11:03:34 PM EST)
Don't forget---hire the Vet !!
hello??
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buckneked
(07.01.2000 5:55:55 PM EST)
Hello, police? I would like to report half a missing person.
whatever
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cspimp
(07.01.2000 5:32:29 PM EST)
who cares if it's fake...it's still amusing
More beans Mr. Taggert?
bullcrap
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.01.2000 12:20:56 PM EST)
all they did was take a pic of a guy standing by a phone to a photo place and air-brushed his legs.its not that hard
URBAN CAMOUFLAGE
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NudeForSatan
(07.01.2000 3:29:00 AM EST)
He is either wearing those urban camouflage army pants or has drunk a shitload of vodka last night, he's absolutely fucking legless.
Help
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showboat
(07.01.2000 0:38:28 AM EST)
Hellllllllp Mooomy I am missimg my legs and I cant find my pee pee so I can masterbate tonight....
NudistLover
ha ha
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TinaP
(07.01.2000 0:14:08 AM EST)
...and here we see how the upper half lives.
humpf
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Albatros
(07.01.2000 0:10:30 AM EST)
Its a wonder what people can do with the right software and a little free time... well, actually a lot of free time.. get out and smell the roses people
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