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Police, Help Find My Pot!

By: acidintervalPublished: 03/10/2008
 
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A dopey pot-smoker spent her birthday in jail - after asking police to help find her drugs stash.

Police, Help Find My Pot!

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    A little make-up and a (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (03.10.2008 4:08:31 PM EST)

    few hours in a beauty parlor might bring her up to average!

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    started by xtc4aqt69
    (03.10.2008 2:33:25 PM EST)

    Nice find acidinterval!

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