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Poor But Wired

By: obiwanPublished: 01/28/2005
 
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They live in dreadful houses alright but hey at least they can watch Oprah.

Poor But Wired

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.29.2005 11:58:55 AM EST)

    yeah they put those dishes everywhere...

    I don't see a problem here. (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (01.29.2005 9:48:56 AM EST)

    We'll get the satellite dish up first, then we'll spruce up the place!

    Sitting around (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (01.28.2005 8:03:11 AM EST)

    waiting for the first of the month

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    Hey ........ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.28.2005 7:03:00 AM EST)


    it's the first thing I'd upgrade too.

    Oprah hell (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.28.2005 3:30:56 AM EST)


    The government probably subsidizes them for all the premium channels.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    They (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (01.28.2005 0:18:03 AM EST)


    should just all hook-up together

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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