"I've been to war [sic]. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war." -- Bush, flat out lying in 2002.
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Yo Mama ...
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Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo.
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But I would have enjoyed it a lot more if the artist had made her look about 10 years older.
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