"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose, "You disarm, or we will.'" —Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at a Sununu for Senate Fundraiser," Oct. 5, 2002
Random Quote
"Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier... I thoughtI'd put them in the same room and let them duke it out." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#198 The US is the largest country names after an actual person (Amerigo Vespucci).
Yo Mama ...
so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
One Liners
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it-we're closed.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
I'd like to know....
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started by
jimbo
(06.23.2002 1:29:21 PM EST)
...the HOW and the WHY.
Great Pic, PK.
Note the power pole
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started by
tjshere
(06.23.2002 8:38:54 AM EST)
Most likely the wires come straight from the neighbor's house.
Classic pic, PK. Big kisses to you.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Usually...
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started by
thegrandpatron
(06.23.2002 8:15:57 AM EST)
...these comments are funnier than the pictures. But this picture is in a class by itself. SOMEBODY actually did this for real. You can't top that!
LMFAO
Tornado Candy.
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started by
proverbialchump
(06.23.2002 7:44:43 AM EST)
Oh, that aint going no where. I see the tornado tie down, cross members underneath it.
The Penthouse...
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started by
misspk
(06.23.2002 6:37:08 AM EST)
Is most likely right next to the potty. Inspiration one might say :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
Next month
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started by
marvin
(06.23.2002 3:06:46 AM EST)
he's moving into an abandoned condom he found at the side of the road
My trailer...
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started by
jonauc99
(06.23.2002 0:34:10 AM EST)
...will never look that nice!
-=Jon=-
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