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Redneck Lottery Winners

By: modePublished: 05/05/2003
 
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Their first purchase. They said the money wasn't going to change them much.

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    they said (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.07.2003 8:13:36 PM EST)


    they were gonna keep their jobs too.


    Just protecting my sheep
    sure (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.05.2003 4:01:51 PM EST)

    beats the eight in the back yard that dont run...lmfao

    Maybe now ..... (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.05.2003 9:21:49 AM EST)

    they could buy some sheep to keep the grass mowed.

    "Look out double wide... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (05.05.2003 7:23:58 AM EST)

    here we come!"

    Why .... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.05.2003 5:29:22 AM EST)

    isn't it up on jacks ?

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Won't change them??? (2 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (05.05.2003 3:38:09 AM EST)

    Baloney, it already has. Otherwise they would be sporting a beat up old pickup truck stretch limo.

    So, did this vehicle just return from AZ?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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