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"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000

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Redneck Lottery Winners

By: modePublished: 05/05/2003
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Their first purchase. They said the money wasn't going to change them much.

Redneck Lottery Winners

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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    they said (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.07.2003 8:13:36 PM EST)

    they were gonna keep their jobs too.

    Just protecting my sheep
    sure (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.05.2003 4:01:51 PM EST)

    beats the eight in the back yard that dont run...lmfao

    Maybe now ..... (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.05.2003 9:21:49 AM EST)

    they could buy some sheep to keep the grass mowed.

    "Look out double wide... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (05.05.2003 7:23:58 AM EST)

    here we come!"

    Why .... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.05.2003 5:29:22 AM EST)

    isn't it up on jacks ?

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Won't change them??? (2 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (05.05.2003 3:38:09 AM EST)

    Baloney, it already has. Otherwise they would be sporting a beat up old pickup truck stretch limo.

    So, did this vehicle just return from AZ?

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