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"But we will bring the weapons and, of course—we will bring the information forward on the weapons when they find them. And that will end up—end all this speculation. I understand there has been a lot of speculation over in Great Britain, we've got a little bit of it here, about whether or not the—whether or not the actions were based upon valid information. We can debate that all day long, until the truth shows up." —Bush, unwavering in his certainty that one way or another WMDs will appear in Iraq Source: The White House, "President Bush, Prime Minister Blair Discuss War on Terrorism," July 17, 2003

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Redneck Lottery Winners

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Their first purchase. They said the money wasn't going to change them much.

Redneck Lottery Winners

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    they said (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.07.2003 8:13:36 PM EST)

    they were gonna keep their jobs too.

    Just protecting my sheep
    sure (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.05.2003 4:01:51 PM EST)

    beats the eight in the back yard that dont run...lmfao

    Maybe now ..... (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.05.2003 9:21:49 AM EST)

    they could buy some sheep to keep the grass mowed.

    "Look out double wide... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (05.05.2003 7:23:58 AM EST)

    here we come!"

    Why .... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.05.2003 5:29:22 AM EST)

    isn't it up on jacks ?

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Won't change them??? (2 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (05.05.2003 3:38:09 AM EST)

    Baloney, it already has. Otherwise they would be sporting a beat up old pickup truck stretch limo.

    So, did this vehicle just return from AZ?

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