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is so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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Hell Man ........
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started by
thegrandpatron
(04.02.2003 7:21:43 AM EST)
You have to get your own beer?
I thought that was what the wife was for.
Hahahahahahahaha
LMAO@Roger...
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started by
sted5
(04.02.2003 5:21:01 AM EST)
Aint that the truth buddy!!
Alrighty then
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started by
tjshere
(04.02.2003 5:12:19 AM EST)
I guess this explains why their schweens are always blue.
Wrong
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started by
roger
(04.02.2003 1:12:30 AM EST)
rednecks NEVER need to be reminded to get beer. It's bread and milk and eggs that they have to write down. Beer comes naturally. It's why they left the house in the first place. They can walk in a store for the sole purpose of buying bread and they'll come out with beer.
They don't need to know how to read either, they know what beer looks like and that's all that matters.
Now, can I buy you a beer?
Just protecting my sheep
LOL
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started by
kweenbee
(04.02.2003 0:11:43 AM EST)
Forget it. They don't know how. I know because I'm one of them. ^5 WS
Love the country,
live to pee outside
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