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Look out
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started by
shawndiaz
(04.18.2002 6:41:50 PM EST)
for that piece of toilet paper clinging to your pants when your done
Just drinkin' an chillin'
It's a family reunion!
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started by
luvly1
(04.18.2002 11:45:55 AM EST)
That's Roger on the left, Sassy-loo, Pegster-lee, Temmy-bob, Luv1-ene!
LMAO @ TJ, but not to be outdone The Chump comes up with one more.
Thats a pisser!
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started by
proverbialchump
(04.18.2002 5:33:51 AM EST)
Ive always hated being shit faced, and having my picture taken too.
He couldn't see a thing
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started by
tjshere
(04.18.2002 4:22:10 AM EST)
The view was crappy as hell and boy was he pissed. He should have stayed home and loafed or made that much needed trip to the dump. I'm sure he'd be a whiz at it.
Anyone care to sing, "Tinkle, Tinkle Little Star"?
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Change of view
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started by
marvin
(04.18.2002 3:09:46 AM EST)
for the toilet seat, it normally only gets a full moon view !
Ahh...
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started by
acidinterval
(04.18.2002 2:46:52 AM EST)
the endless posibilities for a toilet seat.
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