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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
 
 

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Redneck Yacht

By: rmthuggerPublished: 04/06/2002
 
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The company I work for has decided to branch out and get more sales. So here is the first on our moderately priced boats, please send all orders to me with a 10% down payment.

Redneck Yacht

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    Another party barge? (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (04.09.2002 8:27:48 PM EST)

    Woohooo....!...The check is in the mail!

    OMG (0 replies)
    started by bear220
    (04.08.2002 4:13:12 PM EST)

    there actually is a company called "West Virgina Fishing and Whore House Tours".

    If it feels good....do it!!!!

    House boat? (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (04.07.2002 5:18:39 PM EST)


    Nice boat to troll the trailer park with.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Nice options (0 replies)
    started by stalzoe
    (04.06.2002 11:32:16 PM EST)

    Dual motors AND air conditioning! This guy must be a hundred-aire.

    Your mama's thick date.

    Hey Hugger, (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (04.06.2002 7:39:17 PM EST)

    Can I float a loan?

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    10% down payment? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.06.2002 6:17:07 PM EST)

    You want me to mail you a dollar?

    hahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

    do we get...... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (04.06.2002 4:02:03 PM EST)

    a bigger discount if we order in bulk?

    But you can trust ME Don't Trust Anyone

    sales slogan. (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.06.2002 2:00:53 PM EST)

    - feel at home anywhere. Think of the possibilities of the product. :)

    days are long -- but life is short

    LOL (1 reply)
    started by jamesvaughn
    (04.06.2002 12:28:22 PM EST)


    I remember submitting this back months and months ago. I had given up on it ever being posted, lol.

    Well Hugger may be gone but I'm still here to see it.

    Hey GP!! This will give you an idea of how long it can take to get a contribution posted. BTW - Third party checks accepted.

    Hey TJ!! Yep on discount. We can use your Penthouse and won't have to build one.

    Hey PC!!! We can up the horsepower for skiing.

    Thanks Goof for coming through with this, it renews my faith that eventually a contribution will get posted, LOL.




    James Vaughn

    Whoa, mama! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.06.2002 11:01:24 AM EST)

    Wow man, weird trip! I already have a trailer....er, penthouse exactly like that. Will that get me a big discount?

    Haha, this is great, JV. Good job, man.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Awesome (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.06.2002 6:53:39 AM EST)

    Duel Motors
    Air Conditioned Penthouse

    I'm in, can I use a third party check?

    Is it fast... (0 replies)  
    started by proverbialchump
    (04.06.2002 6:37:02 AM EST)

    enough for water skiing? I like the stabbin' cabin feature. My checks in the mail, buddy.

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