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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid they had to burn the school down to get her out of the third grade.
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Is this the Gal.....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(08.31.2002 7:15:51 AM EST)
Jimbo was talking about yesterday, giving Blow Jobs in a Boat? It was kind of a confussing story.
LOL
Shark Bait
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started by
marvin
(08.31.2002 6:13:41 AM EST)
today's lesson is what to do when you fall overboard ...
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