"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."—Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003
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At my country club every dickweed I know, parks in the Diveway which is clearly painted a "Fire Lane" at the front of the club house.
I jumped one of the guys ass one day while he was sitting in the locker room bragging about how he power walks 4 miles everyday. I asked him if he can walk 4 miles why can't he walk another 100 feet and park where you are suppose too.
I guess it worked because he parks in the parking lot now.
Of course he takes up two sports so his car won't get any door dings.
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