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Yo Mama ...
is so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!!
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I heard that Monica Lewinsky is becoming a Republican. She says that the Democrats left a bad taste, in her mouth!
At my country club every dickweed I know, parks in the Diveway which is clearly painted a "Fire Lane" at the front of the club house.
I jumped one of the guys ass one day while he was sitting in the locker room bragging about how he power walks 4 miles everyday. I asked him if he can walk 4 miles why can't he walk another 100 feet and park where you are suppose too.
I guess it worked because he parks in the parking lot now.
Of course he takes up two sports so his car won't get any door dings.
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