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"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003

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Subway Safety

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/16/2003
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Ladies, the transit authority cares about your safety.

Subway Safety

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When Harry sees a long stiff pole (0 replies)
started by marvin
(07.16.2003 4:31:38 PM EST)

he backs out of the prison cell very quickly!

Kiss My Ass ;-)

When Miss PK sees a long stiff pole.... (4 replies)
started by harrymonkbubble
(07.16.2003 3:03:07 PM EST)

...she says:

"Hello Harry"


TJ is a huge Dick

When I see a long stiff pole... (0 replies)
started by misspk
(07.16.2003 11:21:13 AM EST)

Dancing is the SECOND thing that comes to my mind ;-)

*wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

That's TJ's ex-wife ..... (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(07.16.2003 9:02:47 AM EST)

laughing there.
She's says, "So this is how big a schween is suppose to be".

Waaaaa Hahahahahaha

A pole fitted for safety (0 replies)
started by roger
(07.16.2003 8:24:33 AM EST)

Hell, my wife would dance just to see MY pole.

Aw, that's not right (0 replies)  
started by tjshere
(07.16.2003 6:01:08 AM EST)

A cummute is always nicer than a commute.

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