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    By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/16/2003
     
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    When Harry sees a long stiff pole (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.16.2003 4:31:38 PM EST)

    he backs out of the prison cell very quickly!

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    When Miss PK sees a long stiff pole.... (4 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (07.16.2003 3:03:07 PM EST)

    ...she says:

    "Hello Harry"


    Hahahahahaha

    TJ is a huge Dick

    When I see a long stiff pole... (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (07.16.2003 11:21:13 AM EST)

    Dancing is the SECOND thing that comes to my mind ;-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    That's TJ's ex-wife ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.16.2003 9:02:47 AM EST)


    laughing there.
    She's says, "So this is how big a schween is suppose to be".

    Waaaaa Hahahahahaha

    A pole fitted for safety (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (07.16.2003 8:24:33 AM EST)


    Hell, my wife would dance just to see MY pole.

    Aw, that's not right (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (07.16.2003 6:01:08 AM EST)

    A cummute is always nicer than a commute.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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