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By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/16/2003
 
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When Harry sees a long stiff pole (0 replies)
started by marvin
(07.16.2003 4:31:38 PM EST)

he backs out of the prison cell very quickly!

Kiss My Ass ;-)

When Miss PK sees a long stiff pole.... (4 replies)
started by harrymonkbubble
(07.16.2003 3:03:07 PM EST)

...she says:

"Hello Harry"


Hahahahahaha

TJ is a huge Dick

When I see a long stiff pole... (0 replies)
started by misspk
(07.16.2003 11:21:13 AM EST)

Dancing is the SECOND thing that comes to my mind ;-)

*wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

That's TJ's ex-wife ..... (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(07.16.2003 9:02:47 AM EST)


laughing there.
She's says, "So this is how big a schween is suppose to be".

Waaaaa Hahahahahaha

A pole fitted for safety (0 replies)
started by roger
(07.16.2003 8:24:33 AM EST)


Hell, my wife would dance just to see MY pole.

Aw, that's not right (0 replies)  
started by tjshere
(07.16.2003 6:01:08 AM EST)

A cummute is always nicer than a commute.

my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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