"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
"I won't be active in the day-to-day operations of the club at all. I can't spread myself so thin. I've got enough headaches with my shipping company." George Steinbrenner after purchasing the New York Yankees in 1973
#25 The only food that does not spoil is honey.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, They used her for a trampoline at the Olympics!
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes.
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