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Super Bowl

By: cowbellePublished: 01/26/2003
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Flush at half time just for courtesy.

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Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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    looks like (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.27.2003 9:17:51 PM EST)

    nobody used the toilet they went in the floor

    looks like (0 replies)
    started by bear220
    (01.27.2003 8:20:10 PM EST)

    everyone at this end of the stadium got "pissed off"

    If it feels it!!!!

    No Tj (0 replies)
    started by cowbelle
    (01.26.2003 2:50:20 PM EST)

    I have a maid for that sort of thing and if you knucklehead men didn't pee all over the place it wouldn't even need cleaning so often.

    Aren't you from CA? Which are you a fruit or a nut.

    Come and get it!

    Get rich quick.... (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (01.26.2003 12:16:45 PM EST)

    ...for every dump you deposit you get a Quarterback. Har har har de har.

    Marvin and Roger Suck Goats

    Damn, Cowbelle (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.26.2003 10:26:42 AM EST)

    That bowl looks pretty tacky. Isn't it your job to clean it? Hahahahaha.

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