"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
"Just try to imagine what it would be like to be 300 million years old." President Clinton in Ashe County, N.C. He was speaking on the banks of the New River, which scientists say is the oldest river in the United States.
#31 The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She has 48 midnight snacks!
Q. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? A. Mace will do that to you.
I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!
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