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    Ouch.... (0 replies)
    started by hannes
    (11.29.2004 2:28:55 PM EST)

    Hope he had balls of steel, too....

    they (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.28.2004 9:39:44 AM EST)

    got him

    The Man Of Steel Is (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (11.27.2004 11:09:49 PM EST)

    Getting a piece of tail.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    gee (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (11.27.2004 3:05:11 PM EST)

    santa will be next

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    Japan Air Lines? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.27.2004 9:38:28 AM EST)

    Does this mean that Godzilla and Rodan are now free to take over the country?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Well (1 reply)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.27.2004 6:11:35 AM EST)

    he shouldn't have been out there in his wheelchair anyway

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