"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002
"When I got through the twin pregnancy, my abdominal skin was such that I had to fold it up and then stick it in my pants." actress Cybill Shepherd
#63 The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Q: How can you tell when a boy becomes a man in Afghanistan? A: When his diaper moves from his ass to his head.
he shouldn't have been out there in his wheelchair anyway
You gonna pull those pistols
or whistle Dixie?
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