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On One Hand
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started by
beo469
(03.18.2004 7:46:25 PM EST)
Some real classy people have come from Texas: Steve Earle, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Janis Joplin, ...On the other hand...
damn
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started by
bigjohn2
(03.18.2004 3:52:45 PM EST)
thats wacked
That's my car
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started by
bd2son
(03.18.2004 10:08:08 AM EST)
That's my car. It's like just about everyone else's that I know. What makes mine so special?
On the muscle of my arm
There's a red and blue tattoo
It says
FORT WORTH I LUV YOU!!!
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