"What is your ambitions?"—Bush, speaking at the Parkview Arts and Science Magnet School Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at a Back-to-School Event," Aug. 29, 2002
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You missed....
(3 replies)
started by
roger
(01.26.2002 10:03:32 AM EST)
Jerry Lee Lewis and Natalie Wood's husband (can't think of his damn name).
Just protecting my sheep
Heard the latest?
(0 replies)
started by
tjshere
(01.26.2002 9:27:55 AM EST)
OJ's girlfriend is missing. If OJ offed her, how about we arrest the jury that let him go? Nah, that would be too fair.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Can't act?
(2 replies)
started by
misspk
(01.26.2002 9:20:03 AM EST)
Puhleeeeeeeese. Personally I think they deserve an oscar for the acting they did in court! OJ deserves the "Lifetime Achievement Award", because all though his acting was horrible - He still managed to convince his audience. Bravo! When accepting this prestigious award, don't forget to thank your lawyers.
Uhmmmm....I'm finished now. Sorry *blush*
*wink,giggle,blush*
Another thing...
(0 replies)
started by
proverbialchump
(01.26.2002 8:44:52 AM EST)
that they have in common is not a single one of them can act.
A Movie
(0 replies)
started by
marvin
(01.26.2002 3:05:02 AM EST)
I don't plan on seeing.
Dumb
(0 replies)
started by
biggshott
(01.26.2002 1:41:33 AM EST)
Sorry, really dumb!!
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