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ahahahahahaha
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bigjohn2
(08.12.2003 8:55:44 PM EST)
thats just weird I dont understand it
oh boy i would!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.01.2000 12:50:19 PM EST)
id love to slam the shit out of the bride!
FUCKING PEASANTS!
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started by
NudeForSatan
(06.30.2000 3:18:59 AM EST)
I think this photo was taken at a Croatian or Serbian wedding in downtown Belgrade, Yugoslavia. Fucking peasants! I think the gimps driving the poor mans version of a limo.
Well that was kind of weird..
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SuicideKing
(06.29.2000 6:54:33 PM EST)
I didn't really see the humor..plus, what's with the driver being completely covered in black, you can't even see his face? is he that embarrassed to be with these people? lol
DUH
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razonje
(06.29.2000 3:34:45 PM EST)
DUH, LOOK AT THE STUPID REDNECK HICKS!!!
stupid
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.29.2000 11:16:05 AM EST)
This has been the most stupid one i have ever seen at goofball
We have a winner
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h8suall
(06.29.2000 10:17:09 AM EST)
The new "give a mule a BJ" champion. She beat the old record by almost 2 minutes.
You might be a REDNECK
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SeanMcKay
(06.29.2000 0:48:13 AM EST)
If you arrive to the church for your wedding in a cart pulled my a donkey..... "YOU MITE BE A REDNECK"
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