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"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."—Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003
 
 

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Thin ice

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/26/2000
 
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who would have thought.

Thin ice

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words (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(08.12.2003 9:01:01 PM EST)

to live by

hey! (0 replies)
started by Barracuda13
(09.04.2000 8:11:35 AM EST)

i fucking live here! holy shit columbia association is gay! no one more to Columbia!!!!!

I shall make a wall of thier flesh, and thier blood shall be my mortar.

QaA....[Q] (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.28.2000 12:05:32 PM EST)

Swimming is possable?

WHAT (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.27.2000 5:22:15 PM EST)

I DONT GET IT..
JUST CALL ME DUMB!!!!

i know where... (1 reply)
started by GWU311
(06.26.2000 8:12:15 PM EST)

i know where this is, at the bottom of the sign, it says "columbia association" and has a tree in between the two words, this is at a lake in my home town, but i have to side with the rest of you, this was pretty pointless...

what the hell?! (0 replies)
started by dragon17
(06.26.2000 5:13:41 PM EST)

that was craptacular


LONG LIVE EL' SPROUT!

DARWIN AWARD CONTESTANT (0 replies)
started by Cowgirl
(06.26.2000 4:13:00 PM EST)

This sign is to prevent people from being considered for a Darwin Award - the problem is that some people are just destined for it.

what (0 replies)
started by WESTYLES
(06.26.2000 11:31:36 AM EST)

stupid

Only in Amerika... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(06.26.2000 10:21:48 AM EST)

...do you need the obvious.

The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

hey i've seen that sign (0 replies)
started by kingkool68
(06.26.2000 0:56:36 AM EST)

Wow that sign is in my town how kool is that! But i agree it's not funny

~RuSSeLL~

not funny (0 replies)  
started by blah4321
(06.26.2000 0:05:39 AM EST)

That was almost funny.

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