"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001
Random Quote
"You guys line up alphabetically by height. You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." — Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
Snapple Facts
#124 Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
Just try being a nice guy.
Then you will have problems.
(Sometimes I wish I was an asshole)
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