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I always did like... by
apeman0817
(06.03.2009 9:48:29 AM EST)
Ol' Joe. Did you see his part on "The Drew Carey Show" when he saw Mimi for the first time??? I about died laughing.
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
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