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1st : Road CLosed 1/4 Mile ahead
2nd : This light never turns green
3rd : Absolutely Nothing Next 22 Miles
4th : No vehicles beyond this point
5th : Soft Shoulders, lBind Curves, Steep Grade, Big Trucks. Good Luck!
6th : Stop and smell the roses
7th : Water on Road when Raining
8th : Emergency Stopping Only. Whale Watching is NOT an emergency. Keep Driving.
9th : Just Kidding
10th : <--Equality
Richville-->
I can only please 1 person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either. -Dilbert
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Catman1229
(11.19.2000 3:13:05 PM EST)
1st : Road CLosed 1/4 Mile ahead
2nd : This light never turns green
3rd : Absolutely Nothing Next 22 Miles
4th : No vehicles beyond this point
5th : Soft Shoulders, lBind Curves, Steep Grade, Big Trucks. Good Luck!
6th : Stop and smell the roses
7th : Water on Road when Raining
8th : Emergency Stopping Only. Whale Watching is NOT an emergency. Keep Driving.
9th : Just Kidding
10th : <--Equality
Richville-->
I can only please 1 person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either. -Dilbert
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