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lmao
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 8:53:08 PM EST)
damn thats a pot heads nightmare
probably
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started by
coleman22
(12.28.2000 8:00:00 PM EST)
a forign dumb ass
cole
OH MY GOD!!!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.18.2000 10:51:58 PM EST)
I STILL AVEN"T FOUND MINE AND IT"S BEEN 44YEARS!!!
hehehehe
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started by
cspimp
(07.15.2000 2:52:31 PM EST)
that's nuts dude
More beans Mr. Taggert?
KEEP LEFT UNLESS OVERTAKING!
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started by
NudeForSatan
(07.14.2000 12:39:36 PM EST)
I think this is the main reason why NATO bombed Yugoslavia, they don't know whether they're coming or going!
can't email
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.14.2000 7:00:42 AM EST)
you can't email to friends because you can't get to the send button, no wonder you guys are going out of business!!!!!!
funny pic
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started by
Carewser
(07.14.2000 4:00:33 AM EST)
no wonder Europeans are such shitty drivers
must see
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started by
AYULANI
(07.13.2000 12:09:44 PM EST)
iuoioiu
SCREW THIS!!
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started by
SeanMcKay
(07.13.2000 7:25:21 AM EST)
I would just look both ways and go.. Screw the other guy on the other side(s) and GOD HELP THE PEDESTRAIN IN THE CROSSWALK!
Love,Peace & Hair Greez
Just like home
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started by
h8suall
(07.13.2000 1:44:06 AM EST)
Our department of transportation is fucked up enough to do this.
WTF?
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started by
Albatros
(07.13.2000 0:27:15 AM EST)
like they would even have stop lights in a little podunk redneck town like that. i mean, look at the background. . . a old ass truck. its a freaking decoration. . . but funny though. imagine coming to that shit on busy road. haha
This place is FUBAR!
Uh...
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started by
rhino8of8
(07.13.2000 0:10:50 AM EST)
Merry Christmas? I would believe this to be a form of modern art, yes?
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