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UFO's Welcome

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 05/18/2005
 
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Places like this are the only places that ever see 'em anyway. Business must be slow.

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    I use to live (4 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.18.2005 9:36:28 AM EST)


    so far back in the sticks that I would have to drive an hour to find this much civilization.

    Now wait a minute (1 reply)  
    started by thecritic
    (05.18.2005 0:34:23 AM EST)


    an alien traveling here from another universe and he's sees a sign UFO's welcome... how does he even know what UFO stands for? or welcome or beer sold here or if he goes in the bathroom... Susie gives good head, call 348-8763

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