"Every woman in Iraq is better off because the rape rooms and torture chambers of Saddam Hussein are forever closed." Bush, remarks on "Efforts to Globally Promote Women's Human Rights," March 12, 2004
After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post. Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island
#148 The tallest man was 8 ft. 11 in.
Yo Mama ...
is like a refrigerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Q: Why can`t lesbians put on makeup and diet at the same time? A: Because it`s hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay sitting on your face!
The reason North Carolina doesn't float out into the ocean is because Virginia sucks.
(07.20.2003 11:23:45 AM EST)
Ive seen lots of big trucks like that with dicks in them
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
That MIGHT work...
(07.20.2003 10:27:57 AM EST)
...if it were attached to a Viper, and a good looking face.
Odds are he is wasting his money.
(07.20.2003 0:22:07 AM EST)
Maybe he calls it a mule dick because it's always looking for an ass to mate with.
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