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Uncensored License Plate

By: tjsherePublished: 07/20/2003
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I guess the driver is advertising.

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    It's Virginia (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (07.20.2003 8:25:00 PM EST)

    There's all kinds of dicks there.

    The reason North Carolina doesn't float out into the ocean is because Virginia sucks.

    yes (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (07.20.2003 11:23:45 AM EST)

    Ive seen lots of big trucks like that with dicks in them

    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

    That MIGHT work... (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (07.20.2003 10:27:57 AM EST)

    ...if it were attached to a Viper, and a good looking face.

    Odds are he is wasting his money.

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Hmmmm (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (07.20.2003 0:22:07 AM EST)

    Maybe he calls it a mule dick because it's always looking for an ass to mate with.

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