"So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." Mae West
#3 Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Q: How can you tell if a man is well-hung? A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
The reason North Carolina doesn't float out into the ocean is because Virginia sucks.
(07.20.2003 11:23:45 AM EST)
Ive seen lots of big trucks like that with dicks in them
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
That MIGHT work...
(07.20.2003 10:27:57 AM EST)
...if it were attached to a Viper, and a good looking face.
Odds are he is wasting his money.
(07.20.2003 0:22:07 AM EST)
Maybe he calls it a mule dick because it's always looking for an ass to mate with.
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