"Because we acted, torture rooms are closed, rape rooms no longer exist, mass graves are no longer a possibility in Iraq." —Bush, remarks at "Ask President Bush" event, Michigan, May 3, 2004
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"I didn't pay a lot of attention as I should have in college." — Vice President Dan Quayle
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#151 The fastest served ball in tennis was clocked at 154 mph in 1963.
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One Liners
Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common? A: They both wondered: "Where the fuck are all those Tomahawks coming from?!"
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